I have a male student in my adult Tuesday/Thursday classes that wears the tightest pants I've ever seen. What is it about Korean man/boys wearing uber-tight clothes? I think he literally has to pour himself into his pants. Leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination. Unfortunately.
About every 20 minutes he will stand up from his chair and lean over the table where we all sit. The first time he did this I just looked at him and asked him if he was ok. He looked back at me, smiled sheepishly and said, "legs asleep."
His legs and feet actually fall asleep when he sits down because his ridiculous pants are too tight.
Korean men spend SO MUCH TIME on their appearance. They wear super tight pants and shiny suits. The suits are what get me. I think they could double as aluminum foil with all the shinyness in them and they may possibly be radioactive. And the color coordination of their attire leaves me in awe.
I wonder how much time it takes them to get ready in the morning? Also, is there some sort of medical problem that may result from wearing their pants too tight? I have heard the population has been decreasing in Korea lately. Perhaps the researchers should look into the paint-on pants?
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